Congratulations to you all for your great entries. It’s been a lot of fun reading them! Here goes:
In 3rd place with the startling starwars related sizzler:
Ã¢â‚¬Å“He says his nameÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Yoda and Ã¢â‚¬ËœBroken down my car isÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ Ã¢â‚¬Â
It’s Dr Skiz
Congratulations – you win, a birthday card – It’s in the post!
In 2nd place with this grotesquely gross gag:
John – that sneeze really cleared my passages.
Congratulations – you too win a birthday card – In the post also.
And the winnner with this treacherous threatening tickler:
Ã¢â‚¬Ëœjust follow my instructions and the cricket above your head (gary) wont have to turn nastyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦no funny businessÃ¢â‚¬Â¦youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re asking for a 12Ã¢â‚¬Â³ deep pan with chicken, no peppersÃ¢â‚¬Â¦if you fail to get free garlic bread gary gets the nodÃ¢â‚¬Â¦are we clear?
Congratulations – you win a bendy rubber crocodile, a small rubber whale, an information leaflet about ‘Vic Hislop’s Shark Expo’ and some stickers from New Zealand bearing the logo ‘No Pigs, pig semen or pig embryos on the South island without permission’.
We’ll post these off as soon as possible. Well done to everyone!